April 17th is the birthday of the most beautiful girl or boy that is sporty and is always loyal to there friends so you know they will never betray you. They are also very Hot and will grow up to be very Wealthy but will use there money in a fair way. They also will always find a way to be helpful and kind.
by Alison Amberlings October 24, 2019
April 17 is national shut the fuck up day. It doesn’t matter who you are just shut the fuck up and stop saying stupid shit
by Nigward45626987 April 15, 2019
hey, it's April 17, go eat some fries or something. you can use this as well to persuade your parents to get you McDonald's.
by the_smol_potato April 17, 2019
National suck dick day! A day challenging all you thots to suck a strangers dick. Have fun and don’t choke.
by Madisonboo April 15, 2018
On this day you should pick up your short friend and throw him down the hall and yell "THIS BITCH UGLY! YEET!"
by cool_rice December 16, 2019
Older twin: *gets slapped by younger twin*
Older twin: "What was that for?"
Younger twin: "It's April 17"
Older twin: "Oh, I should have known... National Slap Your Older Twin Day"
Older twin: "What was that for?"
Younger twin: "It's April 17"
Older twin: "Oh, I should have known... National Slap Your Older Twin Day"
by colinisadumbass1234 April 16, 2020
by theboyboywestcoast April 17, 2020