The act of dispersing rotten apples into your asshole neighbors yard during the middle of the night.

iA iCompany iThat iThinks iAdding iAn "ii" iTo iEverything iMakes iIt iSeem iCool iAnd iLess iLike iThey're iStealing iYour iMoney iFor iCrap iThat iEveryone iElse iGets iCheaper.

You were presumably going to type "apple" but forgot the E at the end or maybe you typed out "apply" and accidentally hit backspace or you could have even been trying to type "applicability" and only got half way through before you realized you don't know how to spell it and completely stopped trying. Or you could have been trying to spell any of these other words and stopped right before finishing them: applicabilities, applicatively, applications, application, applicative, applicatory, applicators, appliqueing, applesauces, applaudably, applaudable, applicable, applesauce, applicator, applicants, appliances, applauders, applauding, applejacks, applecarts, applicant, appliance, applejack, applecart, applauses, applauded, applauder, appliable, appliqued, appliques, applause, applique, appliers, applying, applauds, applied, applaud, applets, applier, applies, applet, or apples.

i am going to eat an apple

🍎bruh
bite of 87
apple with feet

A literal retard or someone who is so stupid that they have the mental capacity of an actual Apple

a boner for girls