When a person pisses and throws up on their partner leaving a slight resemblance of applesauce on their chest
Guy 1: So what happened last night?
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!
Guy 2: I totally applesauced my girlfriend
Guy 1: Dude that's AWESOME!
by Johnny Applesauceseed April 16, 2011
John turns and to talk to Stacy
Bob throws the his open binder and lose papers onto the floor
Mrs. E: "Ooooh, you've been applesauced!"
Bob throws the his open binder and lose papers onto the floor
Mrs. E: "Ooooh, you've been applesauced!"
by Honors Biology November 13, 2012
1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".
2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!
2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
by cupajoe April 06, 2010
often mistaken for applausable and vise-versa
1. adj. To describe someone bangable or another word of saying I'd tap that.
2. adj. To describe apples or, in some cases any other type of fruit or vegetable that look particularly good for applesauce.
1. adj. To describe someone bangable or another word of saying I'd tap that.
2. adj. To describe apples or, in some cases any other type of fruit or vegetable that look particularly good for applesauce.
1. "Damn," Fraser remarked. "Annie is so applesauceable."
2. Flora raided the refrigerator for anything applesauceable that she could put into the pot.
2. Flora raided the refrigerator for anything applesauceable that she could put into the pot.
by Anirora June 30, 2010
We were just applesaucing together in the shed.
Me and Mary were applesaucing after school today.
I like applesaucing with you at lunch.
Me and Mary were applesaucing after school today.
I like applesaucing with you at lunch.
by Fibinattchi Alfredo May 04, 2011
1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
"Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce, applesauce... Unsweetened applesauce..."
"All that was in there was applesauce."
"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.
"All that was in there was applesauce."
"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.
by Katie Marie Bell October 15, 2011