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1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!

2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
by cupajoe April 06, 2010
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.
by RNPS June 12, 2007
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1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
"Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce, applesauce... Unsweetened applesauce..."

"All that was in there was applesauce."

"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.
by Katie Marie Bell October 15, 2011
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Expletive, meaning nonsense, buncombe, or bunk. Exclamation of disbelief.
Henry claims that his flivver will break sixty. APPLE SAUCE!
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
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The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.
"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."
by Drake1701 February 11, 2010
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