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1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!

2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
by cupajoe April 06, 2010
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
"Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce, applesauce... Unsweetened applesauce..."

"All that was in there was applesauce."

"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.
by Katie Marie Bell October 15, 2011
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A man's shot load on an Apple computer from looking at too much internet porn.
Wife: Is this your jizz all over our computer!?

Husband: NO. That's just a little apple sauce.
by RNPS June 12, 2007
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Expletive, meaning nonsense, buncombe, or bunk. Exclamation of disbelief.
Henry claims that his flivver will break sixty. APPLE SAUCE!
by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
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The substance apple computer owners slather on their food to reinforce the feeling of superiority and self righteousness they have from owning an overpriced computer.
"Yes I'd like extra Apple Sauce with my sandwich. I'll be sitting over there playing Farmville on my MacBook."
by Drake1701 February 11, 2010
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