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What you lube your dick up with applesauce and stick it in your girl.
You: "Hey, Jerry, did you bang yo girl last night?"
Jerry: "Yeah, bro. Gave her that applesauce ross."
You: "Nice!"
*you both then high-five and proceed to have intense gay sex with each other until he applesauces your butthole*
by 6 dozen donuts February 09, 2017
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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