The act of filling a condom full of apples, Carmel and human feces. Then putting the condom in the freezer for that slight chill.
Judge: "Did you or did you not beat the neighbors dog with a Dutch Apple Crisp?".
by The Dutch King 39384 August 08, 2016
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The pile of apples underneath a tree that are beyond rotten, get a garden fork, put it in your sleeve so it looks like your hand and then fork a dutty apple onto each spike!
Look at that Dutty Apple Hands over there I wish I had a fork full as Dutty as his!
by KSGBG October 03, 2021
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when a girl grows breasts before reaching puberty or the age of consent. or when a girl grows breasts at an early age.
hey, look at that girl; she seems growing early apples.
by mehmood malik October 04, 2007
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Where you have such bad explosive diarrhea that it explodes in the males nuts and the girl then proceeds to like of the shit until the balls are clean
After that burrito last night my girl gave me a French Carmel apple
by Delete_this_now November 19, 2019
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A person demonstrating a sour, bad attitude . Being in a bad mood or a grouch .
Wow, what did you do to him??, Jason's a real Crab Apple McNasty today"
by CAbbyG November 12, 2019
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Moving quickly with clenched buttcheaks to the toilet
The other night i had food piosoning., I had to do the crab apple suffle to the bathroom
by tha captain September 20, 2016
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