The act of shoving an apple up the butt

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter

A substitute for awesome.

Delicious batter coated chunks or rings of apple, deep fried and served with honey or syrup. Comes from the blessed nation of China.

Also available as banana and pinapple fritters.

corned beef chowder

cockney rhyming slang for shitter (could mean arse or toilet)

Vaginal Labia that dangle low and look generally unappealing. Usually found on older women.