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A group of paid Donald Trump sycophants who accompany him at various public events and applaud his every utterance in an attempt to make his pronouncements appear more popular than they actually are. The Applause Team also regularly frequents Trump press conferences, where they are assigned the task of jeering at any reporter who dares to ask a question which might make Trump uncomfortable or trick him into providing a truthful response. The term Applause Team was first popularized by retired US intelligence expert Malcolm Nance.
The Applause Team's raucous applause at a choreographed Trump appearance at the CIA Memorial Wall sullied the memory of 117 American heroes in a transparent and pathetic attempt to falsely make it appear that there was broad support for the new president among CIA employees after he had questioned their patriotism and falsely equated members of the US intelligence agencies with Nazi Germany .
by AmericanPatriot17 January 22, 2017
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011