I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgment and I don’t expect to be forgiven I’m simply here to apologize by making a fake apology
by XLXIsaac3624 March 01, 2019
1. so sincere that when you offer someone a naked apology you are telling them that there's no way you are lieing because the apology strips you of everything that you are.
2. To give an apology whilst being naked.
2. To give an apology whilst being naked.
1.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.
Kim: I can do nothing but accept
2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.
Kevin: I am sorry for running you over with my car, I offer to you my naked apology so you will forgive me.
Kim: I can do nothing but accept
2.
Brad: Here I am, naked, while apologizing to you.
by Regina Wilson August 04, 2007
Bob- "Lets get these pants down."
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation
Random- "Im so sorry, I dont like to completely shave"
Bob- "No need for a pubic apology, I hate snubble irritation
by woodchipper June 11, 2008
When multiple women, usually "ex-girlfriends" engage in oral sex with a man who needs emotional recognition, typically apologetic, to stimulate an orgasm.
by Apology February 28, 2018
"Dude check out this hot chick"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"
by LavanderGoons August 08, 2009
when a youtuber makes a video (typically 40 mins long and titled something dramatic such as “owning up”) and proceeds to fake cry and say they have changed even though it is evident that they have not
friend 1: dude ! have you watched Jeffree Star’s apology videos?
friend 2: which one??
friend 1: the one where he apologizes for racism
friend 2: oh, didn’t he make one about that last year?
friend 2: which one??
friend 1: the one where he apologizes for racism
friend 2: oh, didn’t he make one about that last year?
by sophs July 20, 2020
A weak, fake, snide "retraction" of all or part of a statement made by conservative after his feet are held to the fire.
Republican apology-
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
Republican: "She is a stupid, fat, lazy, slut who has no integrity!"
Attorney: "Mr. Limpball, my client is prepared to take legal action in regard to that statement."
Republican: "My remarks certainly weren't meant to be insulting; she must have misunderstood me <wink, smirk, nod>."
Audience member: "Damned, if that wasn't a real republican apology!"
by docsterx July 21, 2012