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Absolute, bum sweat. Apishan is the kinda guy to make you feel stupid in every subject that you take. If he doesn’t try as hard as he does his mother will beat him with a chancla.

Nobody really notices anything other than his work effort. As this is the most prominent thing he shows.
Fuck man, I did so bad in that test. Oh I bet Apishan did well the fucking bludclart!
by Coochieman69420 October 01, 2020
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Textbook shagger. That guy who always thinks his answer is right when the power of ten was wrong. Drinks red wine in a bath, eggs his own house regularly to be accepted by his peers.

Kisses his dad on the lips goodnight after being tucked in. Sister shagger, once cried after getting 99% on a test

Doesn’t Black Friday shop from fear of white Karen’s. However can arm wrestle a great white shark.

Needed his appendix removed but wanted to eat grass which prevented surgery.
Stephen: Have you seen Apishan?

Ben: nah he’s probably snorting a line of his dads bunda
by Coochieman69420 October 15, 2020
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Textbook shagger. That guy who always thinks his answer is right when the power of ten was wrong. Drinks red wine in a bath, eggs his own house regularly to be accepted by his peers.

Kisses his dad on the lips goodnight after being tucked in. Sister shagger, once cried after getting 99% on a test

Doesn’t Black Friday shop from fear of white Karen’s. However can arm wrestle a great white shark.

Needed his appendix removed but wanted to eat grass which prevented surgery.
Stephen: Have you seen Apishan?

Ben: nah he’s probably snorting a line of his dads bunda
by Coochieman69420 October 15, 2020
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