An Aphichat is a very kind person to have around. They will listen to you and tell you bad jokes to make you feel good about your own. If you have an Aphichat close to you do not let them slip out of your grip. Aphichats are usually sweet and patient but you must look out for those that are naive as they may poison an Aphichat's brain.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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