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A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.
"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."
"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."
"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."
by 1994and2011 June 25, 2017
May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.
related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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(adj./n.) Any idea, object, or occurrence that, when exposed or subjected to a normal human-being (or air), can only be perceived as utterly repugnant, stupid, or insignificant
"Battlefield Earth" and "Dragon Wars: D-War" have earned their places in the pantheon of humungous ape-dick wastes of time.
by Brandolfday December 15, 2009