A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.
"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."
"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."
"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."
by 1994and2011 June 25, 2017