A frumpy, uncircumcised penis. Similar in appearance to the penes of other great apes and twice as off-putting to potential partners.
"Nigel was acting like a total fuckwit the other day."

"Don't mind him dude, it's just that his Apedick makes him insecure."
by 1994and2011 June 25, 2017
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