A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.
Malcolm got walks like he has some mean Ape-Ass.
by Burgeh August 15, 2013
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Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.
"Heh... Y- y'alls Ape-ass crazy!" - a dude named Billy
by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008
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A song lyric sung by Jacksepticeye in his Happy Wheels song : All the way

Used to express dissatisfaction/anger
Simple challenge
I call bullshit on that
Grab it with your teeth
One is all you need
*Falls off cliff*
MOTHER APE ASS!
by Pseudomonas the pseudonym man January 09, 2021
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Straight from the apes ass... is when you are referring to absolute useless and pathetic nonsense related comment or saying (typically a comment or opinion made by an ex spouse)
Bradley(the ex): I'm ahhh gonna pick up my son I forgot to get the past 6 months every other weekend... ahhhh ahhh (giggle) cause I wanna take him camping for a weekend since I can't take him home to my house because my (new) wife won't let me bring him back.

Friend telling the ex: your ex husband is going to pick up his kid in a few weeks.

Ex wife: where did you hear lie...lol?
Friend: straight from the apes ass!
by Bradley Gomm February 28, 2018
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