When, as you are jizzing, you perform the helicopter dick, raining down baby batter in a hail of fire screaming "GET TO THE CHOPPA".
"Bro did that Arab girl let you hit?"

Hell yeah, and you know I had to hit her with that Apache Helicopter
"That's messed up.."
by eg0 December 01, 2014
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What you call a skater with a very loud skateboard.
(Almost sounds like an Apache Helicopter)
Oh look here come Apache Helicopter!

*loud skater comes down the hill*
by A.dog in space.... November 04, 2016
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A large metal contraption that people seem to sexually identify as.
"what do you sexually identify as?"
"I identify as an Apache attack helicopter, the fek else you want?"
by Nikachu14 December 09, 2016
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The most well known sexual identity of them all, just more secretly so than male and female.
You see that one of there? They identify sexually as an Apache Attack Helicopter
by Flappy The Clown April 12, 2017
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When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.
by Dtreeman March 18, 2018
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A fake gender identity that shows you are an ugly pubescent boy who is insecure and desperate for attention because your dick is so small you could never do a helicopter
“Sorry, I use they/them pronouns, I’m non-binary
The boys: “oh yeah and I identify as a fucking Apache attack helicopter you social reject.”
by Phaguette69 June 10, 2021
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