Urban Dictionary: Anusthesia

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1) After a long night of his cellmate viciously raping his ass, Henry wished that the jail commisary sold anusthesia. 2) After a long day sitting on the hard bench, Ron's ass felt as if it had been administered anusthesia.

by Dr. Buttocks July 31, 2009

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Sep 13 Word of the Day

NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

anusthesia

A pain reliever for hemmorrhoids.

What do you do if you think you have hemorrhoids? If I were you I'd go to the drugstore and get an anusthesia.

by Spinroyd July 16, 2014

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