A girl that has everything goin on for her. She is the most breath taking girl to have ever have lived in the known universe...that you never want even blink to miss a second of her. She has the most beautiful Brown eyes that you never want to look away from and black hair that is pretty long but soo gorgeous... plus the most beautiful smile ever that is soo contagious and can make any rainy day turn out brighter, you cant but stare and smile back at her:) She not only is helpful but she is genuinely caring about everyone. Creative, good taste, intelligent, incredibly funny, selfless, secretive (so secretive..kind of like a valt..she could be a secret agent how secretive she can be and sometimes to secretive that it drives you crazy haha), an amazing listener, a true friend, stubborn, Witty, she gets along with most people, girls want to be her and all guys want her, did I say already how gorgeous she is :). She isn't just beautiful on the outside but she is even more beautiful inside :) Her favorite color is red. She is loyal and Lovable. She is a kind of girl that always gives u butterfly's :) she is kind of a girl that you want to show off her amazingness!! to break it down she is straight up amazing!!

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A person that wins great admiration and esteem of peers. The person is humorous, very good looking, very good at attracting the attention of males, kind natured and loved by all. She's hot, beautiful and sexy. Possesses all the qualities that any other girl would long for.

Where do I start first lets talk about her sarcasm, every single word is sarcastic like thats the only thing she knows how to do tbh she is really good at it. Anyways she needs to stop because sarcasm is lying and anum isn't a lier. or so she claims. Secondly, lets talk about her obsession with English teachers and her need to shower with them, inappropriate much. overall anum is rude and annoying but don't worry I am still her friend. ohhhhh and I nearly forgot she says sureeeeeee way too much I get your being sarcastic but sarcasm is lying.

Anum Cara = Soul Friend (Mate)

a super tall person. Anums tend to be supremely funny. They have the qualities of a giraffe. a anum can get violent, if gotten on her bad side. But, will not cause much damage as an anum is a skinny person.
" wow, she is soo skinny! i think she's an anum!"
" don't worry she's an anum she can't hurt you."

kleptomaniac that gets off from stealing staplers and anal virginities. Also denies that she was a jew in a past life.