A synonym for dead turtle. Can also be used to describe a triggered/salty person after they deny being triggered/salty.
Person 1: “I’m not triggered tho what makes u think that it’s a simple question.”
Person 2: “You’re such a dead ant.”
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When you have a trail of ants in your house and you spend 20+ minutes cleaning the trail up and you come out victorious killing them all only to feel ants crawling on your arms,legs,and body for the next hour or so but when you check to see how many there are none really there. Fantom Ants.
I got fantom ants after clearing up that sticky juice spill
by Silverbud Shotgunfarmer June 21, 2010
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A fbj ant is someone who likes to five out free blow jobs or freebies
Yo I'm gonna go hit this fbj ant up for some head

I heard he gives fire head
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Well an FBJ ant is a thing or person who gives out free blow job
Yo ant can you give me a free blow job

Definition free blow job from the thing fbj ant
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Fighting ants is a term used in jail when you force yourself to stay awake because you have...
A. Repetitive nightmares
B. Visual hallucinations
Tom “Ay Jerry whatsup with Jeremy he seems different.”
Matt “he been fighting ants for two days
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A phrase quoted be Malory Archer and her son Sterling on the FX and FXX show Archer.
Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?

Lana: Yup

Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?

Sterling: Lana did that

Lana: I....

Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!
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Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around
Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up
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