A job in which the work to profit ratio is about 1:50
Jeff's got a real ant job - he gets paid shitloads of money for sitting in his house, browsing the internet a few hours a week and finding a few hits his bosses are interested in.
by Narz August 07, 2010
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The action of molesting ants and this may give off pleasure because ants going into the urethra
Adam: Hey John stop doing ant molestation on that colony

John: sorry i just find it rather pleasant
by CEO of ant molestation October 13, 2020
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1. Where ants drink booze and dance and eat cockroach pudding.
2. When ants team up and bite you as hard as they can.
1. Ant #1 : Coming to the ant party?

Ant #2: Sure.

2. Man: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRGHHH! Ant Party on my leg! Ant Party!
by Horse Power December 26, 2016
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This is when there is an itch in your butthole. It feels like ants are having a picnic down there!
p - "hey why are you walking all funny?"
s - "ugh, just another ant picnic 🧺"
p - "hate when that happens. I have to shit and i'm sensing an ant picnic coming."
s - "yeah, feels homophobic"
by gibe gupe July 13, 2021
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A " Ant poster " is usually a description of a forum user who posted or posts images or videos that are too small to view properly . The term can be seen on most forums that allow images or videos to be posted but is most commonly found on 4chan.
fucking ant posters man you cant even see whats going on.
by Morrowindguy200 May 12, 2019
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A cute little insect that grow colony's and make great pets, and when you get one you just wanna shrink down and fuck her.
Last weekend I bought a shrink machine and had Oral Sex with my ant queen and her workers.
by RedMoth27 December 08, 2018
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