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Jerry: "Man, i totally got cockblocked by that chicken!"
Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"
Dude #2: "Shoulda called the Anti-Cockblock Brigade"
by ACBBGuy1 December 08, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018