That guy that is kind of your boyfriend but not really, and kind of your ex but not really. A boy with which you have a complicated relationship, and probably would be dating if it weren't for complications such as distance or religious denominations.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.