The church fire was deemed an arson after Carl, a proclaimed Anti-Anti-Vaxxer, admitted to tossing a gas bomb through a stained glass window after getting wind of the place being full of Anti-Vaxxers.

"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow