Anthony's are the most amazing boys in the world. If you know an Anthony, go out with him immediately. He will not disappoint you. Anthony's are sweet, funny, romantic, adorable, caring, and absolutely perfect. It doesn't matter how far away you are from him, he will love you no matter the distance. Anthony's have the cutest black curly hair and most attractive faces of all the boys out there. Also, they have huge veiny cocks. ;) Trust me, Anthony's are the best guys out there. I love Anthony sooo much.

A Bald headed bitch that thinks he’s good at everything

absolute slob

Very hot. Knows how to have a good time. Loving. Italian. Has glassy eyes. Cant wait for anything. A trouble maker.

An Anthony is a very strange creature and is known as the 'unicorn banger'

(n.) The sweetest, sexiest, funniest, smartest man I have ever met. Tall, dark and handsome, with a deep voice that often bursts out in impromptu song. He is a total sci-fi and fantasy nerd, but not enough to be annoying. His family is very important to him and he is fiercely loyal to his friends. He writes poetry and is very artistic. He is an all-round awesome guy.