Anson is a fat boy who is into sports and is barely above average in academics. He doesn't get girls due to his fugly face.

He is a skinny asian boi who plays minecraft in his parent's basement, always alone and will always remain a virgin. He likes lots of girls, but none like him back. He is forever alone.

An Anson is a morbidly obese being that dwells in self pity due to their incorrect Body Mass Index, a person who would be charged a Sleeve tattoo on their neck. A person who has incorrect literacy. You can recognise an Anson from their protruding turkey like gabble that hangs well below their chin which is mainly a fat pouch very camel- esque if I say so myself.

Anson is the dumbess person in the world. He should probably just fuck up forever and go back to his shitty hole. He really knows how to fuck up badly