Annjolie is shy but once you get to know her she opens up and very outgoing. She’s loyal, nice and cares about so many people who come into her life and doesn’t wanna lose them when someone comes in her life she never forgets them. It’s sometimes hard for her to trust someone until she knows when the right time is to. She loves music and couldn’t live without is. She is very crazy when she’s with her friends and loves to make them laugh. It’s hard for her to give someone up who truly means so much to her she tries to forgive and forget but the forgetting part is hard. She wishes things could be different at times but still loves life and is mainly positive even when she fakes her happiness.
by Whiajshb December 10, 2018
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
Usually an angry female and commonly confused with an Ogre, Annjolie is a sad excuse of a human being. This waste of carbon has no right to call itself a human, as it deserves its own title for its disgusting appearance and behavior.
If you’re unfortunate enough to come across one of these horrid creatures, and somehow stupid enough to befriend the foul beast, consider yourself severely unlucky.
In some cases, an Annjolie is another name for a notably-strong scented piece of feces.
If you’re unfortunate enough to come across one of these horrid creatures, and somehow stupid enough to befriend the foul beast, consider yourself severely unlucky.
In some cases, an Annjolie is another name for a notably-strong scented piece of feces.
Why would anyone ever want to hang out with that Annjolie over there?
Ewwwwww it smells like Annjolie I’m here.
Ewwwwww it smells like Annjolie I’m here.
by Eljefe42069 July 04, 2018
May 27 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
