A stupid whore that tries to steal your boyfriend when he’s rejected and blocked her multiple times. She can never take a hint and has a disgusting amount of moles on her face that make her look like she tried eating a chocolate chip cookie but missed her mouth entirely. She’s slept with a good majority of the school and every guy has said she’s looser and dryer than a 105 year old grandmother and would never do it again. She sends nudes to her “friend’s” boyfriend and is so dumb she has to take classes that are for children. She has zero body shape whatsoever and her double chin is absolutely terrible. She likes to say she has an ass when really all she has is upper thigh. She’s a manipulative cunt and a compulsive liar and no one should ever get close to her.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."