(n.) The act of marrying anyone who is greater than three times one's age in order to become the beneficiary of his/her multi-million dollar estate.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

When feeling an intense need of pickles, prescription medicine and masturbation, one is said to be "Anna Nicoling"

Anna Nicole is the term used to describe unbelievable hotness and awesomeness. Since Anna and Nicole just mean awesomeness, together they are absolutely amazing.