a beta male with an incredibly small micropenis, his penis is near that to the size of a tic tac and he insists on little children (preferably little boys) to touch such micropenis in such an erotic manner.
person 1: oh shit its Angus porter I've heard he has a micropenis
person 2: yeah, he does he made me touch it
person 1: oh shit oh fuck
person 2: yeah, he does he made me touch it
person 1: oh shit oh fuck
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