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1 - The feelings of angst that go with being constipated.

2 - An adjective used to describe people who are extremely uptight who behave as if they have not taken a shit in years.
"She eats so much bread, no wonder she is angstipated all the time"

"God, what an angstipated dickhead!"
by Natalie Nix November 09, 2008
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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