This involves first removing your chosen victim to the bathroom, when pumping her you lightly tap her head off the bath until her nose bleeds. Then when she gets up to wash her face in the sink you pump her from behind.

When you have finished walk out and into your room and act like nothing has happened. When she joins you, ask her to leave - You dont have to be polite about this. You do however, turn into a gentleman again as soon as she leaves

Named after the first person to carry out such a deviant act. This term can be used to describe anyone that carrys out any such intollerable acts (especially whilst drunk)

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.