While receiving oral sex, proceed to clamp the girls nose shut thus making her make darth vader noises. Then proceed to say "<insert girls name here> I am your father"

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

When a bunch of pissed of teenagers blow up your multi billion dollar death star by shooting a lazer through a 2 meter wide hole that you only have because you hired illegals to build your death star for cheap