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Hollywood actress many people accuse of being a home wrecker, even though it usually takes TWO to have a relationship.
If someone cheated on Jennifer Aniston, it was Brad!

I don't blame Angelina Jolie for falling for brad.
by luizza June 30, 2006
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Actress with a thick lip and big boobs. A woman who think she is one real Lara croft.
you saw her new movie? damn.., that nipples are hot.
by Charles August 02, 2003
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only da hottest actress ever. currently datin brad pitt, i gotta admit jennifer anniston is hott, but no1 can beat angelina jolie.
by -0-0 June 06, 2005
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The most beautiful, most amazing, most strongest woman in the world! It’s 2021 and she’s still the hottest actress in Hollywood! Her movies are outstanding! Her humanitarian work is just insanely amazing! She is very underrated and people need to see her as the sweet woman she is and pay attention to the good things she’s doing for this world and not hate her for something that was over a decade ago and wasn’t even her fault! She is a true goddess!
Guy: Hey have you heard about that woman who has adopted 3 children from different countries and helps refugees? She sounds pretty cool

Girl: I’m yeah that’s The Angelina Jolie!
Guy: wait really? Dude I like her so much more now!
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The exotically beautiful daughter of a washed up Hollywood actor who made a career of being so damn hot and doing weird sh!t like making out with her brother, marrying a moron named Billy Bob, and adopting ethnic children from several poor countries.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt seperating after -- months of marriage (future E! News Online headline)
by jamesdeco January 05, 2006
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A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).

Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).

Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
So Angelina Jolie does charity work in Africa? BFD! Princess Diana did that 20 years ago!
by Donna D. July 29, 2006
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