A muffin looking, dick eating motherfucker whose face resembles the head of a penis. Bitch will look like his egg-like uncle at the age of 40. Bitch will put a restaurant's plate and silverware in his take-out bag. Bitch will wear shoes w no laces. Bitch will play footy after school every day with his numerous cats. Bitch will go to Chili's after fucking a raw piece of chicken breast. Andys are typically known for transforming into muffins around women. They also eat plain muffins.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk