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A school where the students enjoy jizzing on cookies and force innocent freshman to eat them. Andover high jokes are very common in the New England area now. Such references as "Ookie Cookie" and "Soggy Cookie" are very common.
by longschlongmcgangbang December 10, 2011
May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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A public high school in MA which contains multitudes of students with far too much time on their hands. Nearly every single one of these Andover High students applied ot the prestigious prep school Phillips Academy-which is ust up the road- but did not get in. These students lack any talent or ability, and then spend their Saturday nights driving up and down Main Street taunting Phillips Academy students because they are jealous and bored. A favorite means of harassment for Andover High students is to open their windows and either throw something (i.e. pumpkins, eggs) or scream. The favorite taunt is, "catboner". Catboner remains undefined and no one (including the Andover High students knows what it means).
Person A: Wow, did you hear that Andover High student just yell 'catboner' out the window?
Person B: I sure did. Those kids and there meaningless taunts are exact proof of our wasted tax money.
Person A: I know, if only they had been smart or interesting enough to go to Phillips Academy...
Person B: I sure did. Those kids and there meaningless taunts are exact proof of our wasted tax money.
Person A: I know, if only they had been smart or interesting enough to go to Phillips Academy...
by Amanda1234124 June 14, 2007
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Andover is a small town located in Minnesota, The high school has been nick named the “rich kids, also very similar to andover high in massachusetts we also have a absent amount of black students and our main rival is Anoka,but in reality we are the real A town. from rich parents with millions of money,andover has lots of loaded kids with money to blow on expensive clothes shoes bags and anything designer. Andover is considered the Princeton of anoka hennepin, with it’s new 50 million renovation our school will still be the grand school beating anokas prison walls and coon rapids mini office looking high school, and blaine’s copycat version of anoka high, The kids here fall into a few categories and if you don’t fall into a clique your usually irrelevant, there are different types of popular people ranging from jocks to druggies. Many transfer students come in taxis to school,some from group homes who usually leave in less than a year,because they probably cannot keep up with the extensive style of the Andover kids. Take one of these kids to Anoka High and they’ll have there ass handed to them, in andover they have money popularity and a clique,take them to a new school and they’ll have nothing. point is,only go to andover if your rich. Most kids like to join after school activitys instead of getting drunk or high on a weekend.
“Dude did you see Her new car?”
“No dude i havnt,what car is it?”
“it’s a Mercedes”
“oh she must be from andover high “
“No dude i havnt,what car is it?”
“it’s a Mercedes”
“oh she must be from andover high “
by jerimyajenkinglyn May 18, 2019
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catboner: Luckily I got through four years of high school without learning any social skills. Phew!
andover high student: Didn't you pay $120,000 to go to PA?
catboner: Yup! Now I'm going to UMiami.
andover high student: Didn't you pay $120,000 to go to PA?
catboner: Yup! Now I'm going to UMiami.
by bldkd July 15, 2010