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Andoni is a vibe, he is the centre of the party. people want his face. When Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his cupboard for Andoni. contrary to popular belief, Andoni actually is a better chise than Phiwe, although Phiwe has more swag. now Andoni is well known in South Africa for being SA Jolling a very unknown sport but highly respectable.
Girl 1: "OMG! did you just see that guy walk past? I want his babies!"
Girl 2 : " Must be Andoni
by Bishopsboy5 September 05, 2011
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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Biggest legend that exits, can eat half a chicken in 2 minutes flat which impresses all the girls.
Person 1: OMG where did that chicken go?
Person 2: Andoni is right here where do u think it went.
by Thot Stathi December 31, 2019
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a player who cares abt no one but himself
omg that guy was such an andoni he totally played you.
by lolidekmanthisiswack June 28, 2018
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A grammar nazi who thinks hes so smart in politics and get pissed easily hes also a fucking idiot and he runs like a grandpa and likes to ask people what is the difference between proper grammar and formal grammar.
Andoni: what is the difference between proper and formal grammar
by LikeHappy man July 01, 2017
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A man well versed in the art of vaginas music. Wonderful person, really, and hella gay, carrying around that good ass music taste makes his back HURT.
Person 1: "Who's playing that awesome music?"
Person 2: "This playlist has got to be made by Andoni."
by the First Gestaltian October 08, 2020
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