What a girl really wants. Such a kind, caring, brawny, and masculine example of man

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

CHINESE FOOD + ANDO= FREE MEAL

A guy with a massive horse penis which he can literally pull any girl he wants

Universal word for awesome; lame; group of people that went to Japan.

Fine strain of marijunana

somebody who freaks out and goes psycho at the first sign of trouble