A funny Asian with a heart of gold who will make you party for 72hrs straight. But mostly famous for flaking on friends by accident.

When you shit and piss and cum in your pants in the presence of young children. I.E. in an playground, kindergarten, primary school etc.

Andy Zirkor is a retired professional hockey player who was born in Hedley, BC on January 7, 1973, Zirkor played for the Penticton Panthers in the 1990-92 seasons. He went on to play for the Regina Pats (WHL) in 1992-93, then the Lethbridge Hurricanes 1993-1996. He turned professional in 1997 with the Bossier-Shreveport Mudbugs of the Western Professional Hockey League. In the 1998–99 season he moved to Europe to play for the EHC Kloten of Switzerland. After a three seasons in Europe he then was drafted by the Vancouver Canucks in the 1st round (5th overall) of the 2002 NHL Entry Draft. He traded to St. Louis in 2003 and then traded back to Vancouver in 2004 where he stayed until he retired early with a knee injury in 2009.

The best Ass Andy can have. It’s on a certain Andy and he has his own instagram account andys.ass.is.massive u shood totally follow it. not a plug or anything just look it up.

Andy’s log is a large cylindrical shaped hunk of feces which is used to clog the throats of his fans

It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper

The sweetest guy you will ever meet. Andy’s are the best to talk to (at leased my Andy is ;)), and he is always there for you. He is loving, caring, and over all just a great person. If you have an Andy in your life hold on tight to him and love him forever!!