In Scandinavia, Being Anders, means to be the best of the best. Next in line of Best-ness is being Lars.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Ander is a drinking game developed first in the Rochester, New York area. To participate in this game one needs the following three things:

1.) A bottle of liquor, preferably something strong.
2.) A deck of cards
3.) 2 or more human beings

Deviations from the general rules have been reported, but the original scheme is as follows:

1.) A dealer with 52 cards (dealer also participates)
2.) Individual calls out a card
3.) Rotate

a. If the card revealed is the same as the card called out, the individual must take a shot of liquor.

b. If the card is not the same, move to the next person.

The most amazing guy you'll ever meet. Very attractive. Loving, and caring. Very mature, but knows how to have a good time. He'll treat you like a princess. Never leave him, or you'll regret it. He will always make you feel special.

A buff retard with a 3-inch cock that will gladly accept head from a five-year-old.

The awesomest, sweetest, most caring guy you will ever meet.

1. A mage party member first encountered in Dragon Age: Origins-Awakening, he has the best heals in the game. He is like Alistair but not as annoying nor templarish. He likes to randomly flirt with you're female party members, but you can't romance him. His best-friend is some random kitten that you find named Ser-Pounce-Alot. Once you give it to him he will stop behaving like a grown-man and become highly annoying.

2. In Dragon Age 2 Bioware decided to bring Anders back, but unfortunately as an apostate mage who's been possesed by a demon and is a total wack job. SPOILER: He reveals (only while playing as male Hawke) that he likes men. By end-game you will hate him because...well I can't reveal that