In Scandinavia, Being Anders, means to be the best of the best. Next in line of Best-ness is being Lars.
Ha, you might be Lars, but i am Anders!
by FidelCastro Is The Best September 02, 2008
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1. A mage party member first encountered in Dragon Age: Origins-Awakening, he has the best heals in the game. He is like Alistair but not as annoying nor templarish. He likes to randomly flirt with you're female party members, but you can't romance him. His best-friend is some random kitten that you find named Ser-Pounce-Alot. Once you give it to him he will stop behaving like a grown-man and become highly annoying.

2. In Dragon Age 2 Bioware decided to bring Anders back, but unfortunately as an apostate mage who's been possesed by a demon and is a total wack job. SPOILER: He reveals (only while playing as male Hawke) that he likes men. By end-game you will hate him because...well I can't reveal that
1. Girl DA fan: OMG I luv Anders!! Its so cute how he names his kitten Ser Pounce Alot!
Guy DA fan: thats kinda gay

2. Girl DA fan: OMG I luv how my fem Hawke can romance Anders now!
Guy DA fan: You know he's gay right?
Girl DA fan: WHAT?!?!
by Dragonic May 02, 2011
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To be "Anders" is mostly to be a teddy. Round and cozy.
If you are an Anders, you always have a cheesy smile... but still you make people happy.
A source of enjoyment, amusement, or pleasure.
Slang for penis and usually is a stick of intense pleasure.
Anders is also a definition used for people with a large dick.

Other examples;

"He is always an Anders when we are alone"

" He gave me the greatest Anders last night!!"
By the looks of the bump in his pants, he is definitly an Anders!
by Keliaaaa May 30, 2010
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A guy that has long fingers, is great at the piano but has a small penis.

Seriously, I walked into the bathroom while he was getting dressed, it was small.
Girl 1: "I have a boyfriend, his name is Anders"
Girl 2: "Omg, he must have a small pp"
by Dom321 August 01, 2021
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Piano god and food waster and colossel chonk.

To be an Anders is almost a death sentence if you survive the diabetes then your gonna die from the Sheer amount of food you waste. but past all that you become a piano god its like ascending past the best of the best of the best. this is truly a rare sight to see
Dominic:" You hear about that guy who turned Anders?"
James: "Yeah we're gonna need a bigger auditorium. That Anders is gonna blow the roof off"
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god with beautiful blond hair (often worn in a head band) which is so majestic that it brings people back to life.
I follow Andersism.

In Anders we trust.

Look at that Anders on the soccer field.
by anderslover10 November 06, 2010
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The fire burning sensation a man experiences after having his prostate tickled by a large cock infested by genital warts.
"Man my asshole was reamed out, now I'm inflicted by Anders"
by the cockster October 12, 2013
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