So you’re doing this chick from behind. When you’re about to come, pull out and jizz all over her back. Then, when she turns around to tell you what an awesome job you did, throw a bowl of clam chowder in her face.

An artifact found back in 1983 by the world famous anthropologist Demitrio Cruz in Swamps of South Florida.
The device was made from harden clay. It is beleived to be the first know "Pocket Pussy" Scientist beleive that the ancient people that this device belonged to would fill it with soft clay and or mud type substance in order to give it that real deal feel.
Some scholars think that the device was used on long grueling trecks for food when the Mammoth's were scarce and hunting for food could take days at a time. They didn't want to risk spraining there spear throwing wrists.

The act of exreting your love juice into the mouth of a man/woman, upon which you slap them in the face, and watch as your explosion burst from their nostrils...

An archaic, obsolete or outdated phrase or mode of expression, most often or exclusively used on the Internet.

The Motherfuckers who made math

gone for good

The number one clan in Runescape. Little is known about this clan other then the fact that it can easily wreck any other clan in the game. Very few have actually seen this legendary clan because everyone that has seen them in battle has perished immediately from the immense k0 power of their feet. Any clan that dares challenge them are immediately obliterated from the battlefield.