A post that no one gives a fuck about any moure. If you post in an ancient thread, you are considered a "Thread Excavatour" and may as well just hang yourself.

A *higher* being from the beginning of time. Praised demi-god, the Ancient Dankloft, is the first established deity

and Dankastru is the first organized religion on Ark: Survival Evolved. The Ancient Dankloft promotes community in an otherwise hostile game. The Ancient Dankloft is said to have handed down The Eight, a list of inclinations, to help better all players. Since the Ancient Dankloft is only a demi-god, he does not require worship like a god, but still enjoys praise. He encourages his followers to smoke the dankest herb and to give gifts to friends. The Ancient Dankloft watches from behind the glorious yellow glow of the sun

It's not uncommon to hear players praise the Ancient Dankloft before smoking the jazz lettuce and chasing turtles.

A Meme You Have Seen Before. It Doesn't Matter if it is A minute or a Second Ago

Text in which one uses the actual number keys instead of using the new modern keyboard cell phones

A show with a bunch of retarted crackheads saying that every small thing in human history was caused by aliens. Officially one of the stupidest things on television do not watch unless you want to lose brain cells.

Ancient pkers is one of the best pking clans in runescape, they owned the wild, and now they own bh.

The “Ancients Effect” is a virtual mental illness for people who play this game called “Growtopia” Usually people with the “Ancients effect” have low self esteem, failing school, and fake. Usually after joining Ancients guild members start to act strangely and slowly betray those who care about them just for some Ancients super stars (Mods.) Also these players are way to serious and can’t take jokes.