A retard that believes that humans can function without law, despite the fact that throughout history, humans always followed one leader or at least a system of government.
Anarchist: Anarchy forever!
Normal Joe: You do realize you have a higher chance of poverty and/or death, right?
Anarchist: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Normal Joe: You do realize you have a higher chance of poverty and/or death, right?
Anarchist: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
by Weaponized Dank Ootism June 01, 2019
a person who rebels against any authority, established order, or ruling power
a person who believes in, advocates, or promotes anarchism or anarchy; especially : one who uses violent means to overthrow the established order.
a complete lack of order.
Although Anarchy is generally thought of as a complete lack of govt, and some individuals who think thats a great idea, have tried to claim the term Anarchists as a way to describe themselves, they are mistaken, someone who seeks to overthrow any form of govt through violence AND apon success of said endeavor wants no form of authority be put in its place is an Anarchist. The correct term for someone who just wants to live without rules is "dreamer" and although I love dreams myself, I recognize that there is just no way people can live in large groups without some sort of mechanism in place to bring about order. History has proven this time and time again.
a person who believes in, advocates, or promotes anarchism or anarchy; especially : one who uses violent means to overthrow the established order.
a complete lack of order.
Although Anarchy is generally thought of as a complete lack of govt, and some individuals who think thats a great idea, have tried to claim the term Anarchists as a way to describe themselves, they are mistaken, someone who seeks to overthrow any form of govt through violence AND apon success of said endeavor wants no form of authority be put in its place is an Anarchist. The correct term for someone who just wants to live without rules is "dreamer" and although I love dreams myself, I recognize that there is just no way people can live in large groups without some sort of mechanism in place to bring about order. History has proven this time and time again.
I met someone who claimed to be an Anarchist, but then claimed to be peaceful thereby exemplifiying their misunderstanding of the word, and an ignorance of not only history but of governments.
by Frank Conversation April 28, 2015
Useful idiots for the neoliberal establishment who think they're going to tear down the system and establish a communist utopia where everyone can rule themselves and somehow manage to maintain a functional society. In practice, the majority of them spend their time shitposting online, participating in the oppression olympics, and calling for policemen to be killed, with the majority of the few who actually take to the streets focusing on attacking anyone who isn't one of their own.
They espouse anti-white politics in spite of 99% of them being white teenagers who either treat non-white people like helpless little children or put them on a pedestal. If civil war should ever break out, they'll be the first faction to fold due to the Bank of Mom and Dad going bust and the halting of their hormone treatments. God help them if Star Wars is ever ended.
They espouse anti-white politics in spite of 99% of them being white teenagers who either treat non-white people like helpless little children or put them on a pedestal. If civil war should ever break out, they'll be the first faction to fold due to the Bank of Mom and Dad going bust and the halting of their hormone treatments. God help them if Star Wars is ever ended.
Person 1: "Hey Jim, what was the deal with the bulge in that Anarchist's pants? What do you think was her deal?"
Person 2: "It's OK, take your time, Frank."
Person 1: "Oh, dear god NO."
Person 2: "That's what new age parenting and 'woke' media does to a kid."
Person 1: "I need a shower. He was dancing on me like a thot at a night club"
Person 2: "Look at it this way: You don't need to do any charity for a while."
Person 2: "It's OK, take your time, Frank."
Person 1: "Oh, dear god NO."
Person 2: "That's what new age parenting and 'woke' media does to a kid."
Person 1: "I need a shower. He was dancing on me like a thot at a night club"
Person 2: "Look at it this way: You don't need to do any charity for a while."
by Magnus Hirschfeld January 30, 2020
One who has literal conservative values and objectives, but is intelligent enough to self govern through anarchism.
Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.
Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.
Note: This person is not concerned with the standard Ideals of the American "conservative" party. Eg: Anti-abortion, Christian/religious, anti-gay, pro-gun.
Although they can incorporate these ideals into their personal political structure even if they are not in fact literally conservative.
The conservative anarchists didn't waste resources, nor did they require a governmental entity to have a successful society. Less waste and more money and resources saved by all the conservative anarchists, was spent to fund education and science instead of a millionaire politicians yacht collection.
by xlioilx July 13, 2012
One who opposes the state and all government control, whilst remaining socially conservative. Conservative anarchists oppose state coercion but do not necessarily object to a naturally occuring hierarchy in certain social situations, e.g. religious institutions.
Conservative anarchists might-
oppose abortion, drug use and pornography.
support a traditional family structure and gun rights.
Likely to be, but not necessarily, religious. Often Christian, taking inspiration from the Christian community in Acts.
Tend to favour property rights, but does not necessarily take a strong position. As such, conservative anarchists are not to be confused with anarcho-capitalists.
oppose abortion, drug use and pornography.
support a traditional family structure and gun rights.
Likely to be, but not necessarily, religious. Often Christian, taking inspiration from the Christian community in Acts.
Tend to favour property rights, but does not necessarily take a strong position. As such, conservative anarchists are not to be confused with anarcho-capitalists.
by rebel_conservative January 17, 2008
Person of the 'alternative society' bent who would claim a desire to 'smash the system'. Their chosen means of smashing the aforesaid system would be to get really drunk and/or stoned and mouth-off raucously and belligerently to those already aware of our non-working class hero's political ideology, usually to the strains of seriously non-commercial underground sounds.
Revolution from the comfort of one's easy chair.
Revolution from the comfort of one's easy chair.
Andy knew that this government was fucked-up and he knew just what needed to be done; 'seize power! overthrow! Yeah! Class war! Whose turn is it to skin-up then?'
He's just an armchair anarchist.
He's just an armchair anarchist.
by Dogload January 23, 2007