analistic 

When you talk out of your ass

"Every time my ex talks to me, it's so 'analistic'."

analistic by Poogasm January 24, 2016

analistic 

One who over analyzes

This Nigga being all analistic!

analistic by Cameo2424 November 26, 2015

apologistics 

A portmanteau of 'apology' and 'logistics'. In essence, apologistics occurs when operations (esp. military operations) are so badly run that they require a senior official to say 'sorry'.

'Do you think anyone will say sorry for phony wars?'
'You mean say sorry for their refusal to work out an exit strategy prior to bumbling in like the Three Stooges?'
'Yes.'
'Not bloody likely, guvnah. Those guys aren't into apologistics.'

apologistics by rxnxr October 1, 2009

pinprick analogist 

A person who idolizes an idea or a culture of ideas, such as someone who believes they are smart but in reality are idiots, or such people who raise a shitstorm when another person has the same thoughts as the idol of a pinprick analogist.

Ninjapirate.com makes fun of Maddox pinprick analogists, people who think Maddox is the most creative person in the world and every single word of his is copyrighted.

pinprick analogist by mod May 5, 2004

Analogist 

A medical professional who is basically a psychologist of the anus. He/she uses standard mental health procedures to comfort the distraught anus.

"So Mr.Poo, how are you doing?"
"Well, I've been really itchy and my brother, Nuts, has cancer. It's tough."
"I think I can provide you with some free samples of anal prozac."
"Thanks doc, you're the best analogist in 3 counties."

Analogist by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 3, 2004

analgestic 

adj- When something is so utterly gay that you just think that it’s analgestic. (Anal and majestic)

Mr. Fun walks into a gay bar just to see how it’s like, and you accidentally/unfortunately ease-drop and two gay guys rambling on about how their “encounter” with a “friend” and you just think how analgestic that must have been.

analgestic by The_Chubby_One April 29, 2019

analisticly

Someone who secretly loves any act of anal , sexually of non-sexual but will completely deny any or all liking to it.

Karlie told me she was late for dinner cuz she was analisticly taking a shit.

analisticly by Lovethatthroat January 22, 2017