When your dick is so huge,as that of a turtle's,and you do anal to your gf.NOT doinf anal to a turtle
-tyrone:man did you hear the new rumours?
-ollie:no wha' happened
-tyrone:jhonnie just turtle analed the fuck out of jessica
by Cyberdildon January 22, 2018
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When you ejaculate in a female's asshole and it projectile launches back at your chest
"i just came in ur ass"
"here have it back, time for a spitting anal"
by Mylifeisfuckedup May 16, 2017
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it Is a gay fighting move used during sex
Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”
by Kim Hong Kong September 07, 2019
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Just just steak and blow job day, but with anal. Your man deserves your number two hole for all the hard work he’s been doing during the summer. August 27th, Fill his belly and milk his dick with the hole we all know he truly wants!
Sandy: guess what today is Randy?
Randy: steak and anal day, I’ll take it extra rare right off your booty hole!
by Billyburr696 August 27, 2019
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Straight Anal is a sex move where a straight couple (man and woman) perform anal. However, it is not the penis that is getting inserted into the woman's arsehole. The woman is inserting her vagina/tit into the man's arsehole. The man can be lying down and the woman can sit sideways across his arsehole facing either backwards or forwards if vagina inserting. If tit inserting, she should lie down on top of him and insert her tit.
Keith-'Yo Tim how was last night with Sommer'
Tim-'Bro we tried Straight Anal, it felt weird but was good'
Keith-'I need to try this with Riley'
by duhagfowgf8whfWG June 24, 2020
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noun/verb. the act of inhaling marijuana (specifically sour diesel) into one's anus, preferably by way of an oil pen, then exhaling the smoke into a person's mouth.
She sour anal - ed me last night, and I got so f*cking high with dat diesel butt, bro.
by beefweef December 28, 2017
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when a male shoves a glass vase bigger then his entry of its anus and the vase shatters.
man that dude ricky got that vase anal
by yournotfine32843 March 07, 2018
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