A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.