+Hey babe, what's up

-Nothing interesting, but my ass is horny, you wanna do anal?

+Oh yes the old pee-pee in the poo-poo

-YEESSS

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

We couldn't get it in and it slipped causing me to scream wrong hole, and that's the first time I did anal

My friend's depressed, what should I do?
Give them anal! That should help them!

i've never tried anal...whats it like? it's like having a dick in your ass

After dropping my soap, I just let it be so as not to incite an anal rampage.

Miranda is well known for her wild anal nights.