28
Definately a "Gay" or "Prison" stereotype, but is widely known to men that 1 in 3 chicks dig it up the bum which is choice for avoiding the pitter patter of little feet if your a poor student who cant afford condoms. After the first time one of the party involved is left with a slight limp and does not enjoy sitting as much as they used to.
1. As Hamish bent over to pick up his soap Cornies moved in for the kill gave him some good old anal sex.
2. Jerry spent too much money on the piss so had to have anal sex with Anny because she wasn't on the pill.
3.Charllene said that anal sex felt like a backwards poo and didnt' dig it too much but if she was drunk she would probably give it another go, especially with Mike from Accounts
2. Jerry spent too much money on the piss so had to have anal sex with Anny because she wasn't on the pill.
3.Charllene said that anal sex felt like a backwards poo and didnt' dig it too much but if she was drunk she would probably give it another go, especially with Mike from Accounts
by kieransmith July 31, 2008
29
using the anus as a sexual organ.. :D
One of the marvelous sex discoveries of human kind
its just next to the vagina of a woman..n its slippery
One of the marvelous sex discoveries of human kind
its just next to the vagina of a woman..n its slippery
if it is against the will of god...to have anal sex...then why is it such a sexy smelly hole?
Religous wife-No what are you doing.(suddenly pulls away while having sex when her husband was trying to do in there)
husband-who cares...i forget i forget..its such a sexy thing..I couldnt remember a thing in the religon book
Religous wife-No what are you doing.(suddenly pulls away while having sex when her husband was trying to do in there)
husband-who cares...i forget i forget..its such a sexy thing..I couldnt remember a thing in the religon book
by yyeehhaann March 15, 2007
30
Guy 1: Man last night I had the best anal sex with my girlfriend
Guy 2: Wow Was it Hot and Steamy like Taco Bell?
Guy 1: Hell Yeah
LMAO
Guy 2: Wow Was it Hot and Steamy like Taco Bell?
Guy 1: Hell Yeah
LMAO
by ConspiracyBang January 08, 2008
31
how you know your girl truly loves you
the only true form of "safe" sex
how to get into any American fraternity
the only true form of "safe" sex
how to get into any American fraternity
that bitch Kristina wouldn't give me anal sex, so I dumped her ass
damn that girl's got a big ass, I bet she's great at anal sex
make sure your girl takes a shit before anal sex, or better yet give her an enema
damn that girl's got a big ass, I bet she's great at anal sex
make sure your girl takes a shit before anal sex, or better yet give her an enema
by bill mesich January 16, 2007
32
James: It's easy, all I do is bend over and you stick your penis in my butt
Kyle: Okay, I guess...
James: Anal sex is cool bro. It's cool.
Kyle: Okay, I guess...
James: Anal sex is cool bro. It's cool.
by Joshieewuh July 17, 2009
33
1) Participation in either penetrating someone's recum, or having someone penatrate yours. . . excessive performance leads to anal leakage on the reciever's part, or bacterial wastes ending up on the performer's member.
2) A good way to get AIDS
2) A good way to get AIDS
All the dudes who like anal sex because they don't have to wear condoms are in for a rude surprise when they get crotch-rot from cornholing a girl who didn't excavate deep enough the last time she wiped her but.
Wear condoms kids, AIDS isn't fun.
Wear condoms kids, AIDS isn't fun.
by MushroomHat August 19, 2007