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An insect mutated from the species BigBrotherus Anticus after feasting excessively on messy kitchens. Known to dwell in the anal region of humans, particularly those locked in a house for three months.
Bro! Are those anal lice?
by rotoworld August 05, 2018
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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Small, or in some cases very large, maggot like creatures that dwell in ones nether regions (the anus(the shitter)), if one does not dry ones asshole after taking a large dump or receiving anal sex.
"I'm going fishing, please may I use some of your anal lice?"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"
by NicoleMcnunny August 08, 2008
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