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An extreme act of anal penetration which leaves a person's anus in state which resembles a boiled or mushed tomatoe.
1. "Hey Roy, i rammed my meat snorkel into your mom's chutney pot and she suffered massive anal damage"
2. The anal damage which which Mike suffered was really dangerous
2. The anal damage which which Mike suffered was really dangerous
by Steve Z and the temps March 27, 2009
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005